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By limitedbythesky

lazy.monkeys Stats


Formed: 28th June 2005
Split: 23rd May 2010
Best Album: 'Hence Groovier Baas Flinders' 4/10 in the NME
Best Single: 'Panpipes Presoaks Tablets Scarab Luxation Zinnias' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 18th December 2005.)
Records Sold: 127,912 in total (68,013 albums, 59,899 singles).
Reputation: Obscure
OtherShortly after 'Distains Summon Scour Outdares Cared's release in June 2005, babybubble received a death threat from the Pope who warmed them that if they released such unadultured shite in the future they would disappear in the night.



lazy.monkeys Member Profiles

babybubble



babybubble suffered a prolonged attack at the hands of a group of elderly women, who treated the lazy.monkeys singer to a few well placed kicks to the groin. It is safe to say that babybubble is becoming more of a public hate figure than Hussein ever was.

wankstar



Absolutely fucking absymal. Ball-rippingly terrible. Shit smearingly......shite. wankstar is all of these and more.
neurofen_plus


It is fair to say that neurofen_plus is a stroppy old bastard. They've threatened to pack lazy.monkeys in after they received a death threat from the ghost of Mother Thersea who reportedly said in a whispered tone "I'm trying to rest in piece here yer prick! Cut with the bollocks before I smear yer pod in shite!"
__whycons



__whycons's time signatures were so obscure that at one point Radiohead were trying to poach him. This was before they released that __whycons was just shite at keeping time.
summerainforme



Learning your trade from a withered old church organist is one thing summerainforme, but fucking her on the altar is something else altogether!

Single Releases


# Title Date
57 Expands Meddler Fanlike Hatmaker Outgun Aug 2005
36 Casemate Centimo Zonate Terrene Introns Mayors Nov 2005
25 Panpipes Presoaks Tablets Scarab Luxation Zinnias Dec 2005
25 Dine Trams Meatloaf Sawlogs Arcature Mar 2006
34 Equates Snobby Unblocks Jun 2007
92 Distains Summon Scour Outdares Cared Aug 2007
91 Fenestra Deride Kithed Satays Comatula Oct 2007
N/A Koppa Shucker Drools Dec 2008
N/A Lippers Choragic Piton Cognizes Attrite Blousons Mar 2009
81 Misquote May 2009
47 Crocked Jul 2009

Album Releases


# Title Date
28 Hence Groovier Baas Flinders Jun 2005
31 Imbrute Dicta Roosing Knops Apr 2007
N/A Sourly Oct 2008


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By limitedbythesky

lalalallaallala Stats


Formed: 28th June 2005
Split: 20th November 2009
Best Album: 'Titties Pogeys Arris' 5/10 in the NME
Best Single: 'Telltale' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 28th September 2008.)
Records Sold: 34,936 in total (21,637 albums, 13,299 singles).
Reputation: Unknown
Other'Lazyish Greeted Subparts Gien' was unaminously voted Worst Single in the 2008 NME awards.



lalalallaallala Member Profiles

___heavyhorse



___heavyhorse believes that their voice contributes to the band's statement. And it does. That statement being SHITE.

iran_contra



iran_contra is determined to show their worth to lalalallaallala by taking up guitar lessons. Take my advice mate,it isn't fucking worth it. Once shit always shit.
babybubble


In a recent survey babybubble was voted the 'Worst Bassist to Grace The Fucking Earth' in the 'Fucking 'innit awards'
astrokaz



astrokaz's beats are as regular as a teenage girl with a limescale coated washing machine drum for a womb.
libertinette



Unable to diffentiate between the white and black keys, libertinette eased the dillema by pouring white paint over all of the board.

Single Releases


# Title Date
55 Carls Phratric Led Aug 2005
73 Heck Lipides Outpost Stilled Oct 2005
N/A Tolidine Juntos Farrier Spurring Dec 2005
N/A Counting Coccoids Coppice Foul Oct 2006
N/A Hyenas Upheave Sahiwals Airtimes Dec 2006
N/A Misfile Derma Coddled Cassava Plica Bravados Mar 2007
N/A Lazyish Greeted Subparts Gien May 2007
N/A Balmier Fizzed Volvox May 2008
N/A Niveous Brents Dribbles Fringe Adhere Jun 2008
N/A Saints Crampit Quintets Notebook Jul 2008
N/A Telltale Sep 2008

Album Releases


# Title Date
72 Titties Pogeys Arris Jun 2005
N/A Cercis Expose Snorers Leered Aug 2006
N/A Arses Feb 2008


northern ireland's worst











By limitedbythesky

whatA Stats


Formed: 28th June 2005
Split: 16th March 2008
Best Album: 'Slushier' 8/10 in the NME (Album of the Month June 2005.)
Best Single: 'Fluvial' 5/10 in the NME
Records Sold: 125,435 in total (80,919 albums, 44,516 singles).
Reputation: Obscure
OtherIn an interview with the Sun in 2008, babybubble revealed that whatA composed 'Filmdom Firebugs Epopees Acholias' on a lethal cocktail of prozac, LSD and dog food. It certainly explains a lot.



whatA Member Profiles

crunchpow



Thanks to crunchpow less than heavenly vocals, listening to a whatA record will take 10 years off your life.

jenny_likes_tea



Absolutely fucking absymal. Ball-rippingly terrible. Shit smearingly......shite. jenny_likes_tea is all of these and more.
minihorse


Constantly out of tune and rhythm, minihorse is definitely a candidate for 'Best Two Fingered Bassist' in
the music industry.
___heavyhorse



___heavyhorse made Moe Tucker seem like the bastion of rhythm.
babybubble



Unable to diffentiate between the white and black keys, babybubble eased the dillema by pouring white paint over all of the board.

Single Releases


# Title Date
23 Fluvial Sep 2005
28 Indenter Equal Oct 2005
22 Cap Tearaway Verdicts Dec 2005
32 Rye Martinet Jan 2007
74 Caravan Smatter Debate Garotes Montages Roger Feb 2007
N/A Filmdom Firebugs Epopees Acholias May 2007

Album Releases


# Title Date
26 Slushier Jun 2005
21 Puniest Aliyos Paver Nov 2006


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I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece.  I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each.  I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth.  I bought 200.  I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home.  I have a big car.  I let one drive.  His name was Sigmund.  He was retarded.  In fact, none of them were really bright.  They kept punching themselves in their genitals.  I laughed. Then they punched my genitals.  I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room.  They didn't adapt very well to their new environment.  They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall.  Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died.  No apparent reason.  They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later.  Damn cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do.  There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet.  It didn't work.  It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals.  That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose.  It started to smell real bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber.  I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them.  Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds.  I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them.  Little did I know my bed was flammable.  I had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed.  The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom.  I severely beat one of my monkeys.  I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates.  I told him that I had a wet one.  He couldn't take that one either.  I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution.  I gave them out as Christmas gifts.  My friends didn't know quite what to say.  They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying.  Ingrates.  So I punched them in the genitals.

I like monkeys

 
 
 
 
 
 
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